For John Moon, who asked for a limerick poem about gay marriage and sharks. It turns out dark bike rides home from work can be inspirational.
U R. [my] Typus
Cruising the blue, seniors sharing a winnebago,
Hopping islands, carnivores swimming for Cocos,
Caught admiring his denticles,
He winked, “wanna lick my tentacle?”
Joined under a rainbow: a motherfucking sharknado.
Follow my mind down the rabbit hole:
(1) Whale sharks (R. Typus): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark
(2) Coco islands: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coco_Islands
(3) Dermal Denticles: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denticles#Placoid_scales
(4) Limerick poems follow a AABBA rhyme scheme and are often obscene for the purpose of humor: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick